November 12th, 2018: The most ambitious crossover event in history. The creator of the marvel universe meets the Creator of the universe.
Collar bones are the eyebrows of boobs
Twerking is just head banging with your butt
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
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2 weeks ago, I applied at 1:30pm, for called for an interview at 5pm, interviewed 2 days later and was hired on the spot. I start Tuesday. Spread the good karma folks!
The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. People who died beforehand will never have known dinosaurs existed.
if you ever doubt your writing, be it your themes, or the reason behind it, remember that h.g wells wrote war of the worlds both as a commentary on colonialism and the horrors it brings, and because he fucking hated his neighbours and his 13 hour job, and wanted to write about the town in which he lived getting blasted to the fucking ground by lasers into an irreparable heap and all of the townspeople dying painfully
you, too, can channel your hatred for that guy that lives down the hall and blasts music at 4am into the one of the most influential science fiction stories ever written! fuck it! i believe in you!!
This is one of the most inspirational things I’ve ever seen




















